Do Breasts Have Countries Of National Origin?

September 28, 2007 at 6:11 pm | In Andrew Meyer, Bizarre, Body, Breasts, CNN, Culture, Curiosities, Delaware, Doritos, Health, Hubble Telescope, Internet, Life, Live Aid, Miscellaneous, Newark, Pop Culture, Pop Culture Madness, Random, Science, Wilmington, Wonder, XXX | 3 Comments

Every other day or so, I look up the stats page of this blog, just to see how “people” are “finding” my blog. And I see some odd phrases in there, things like “gravestones”, “Ann Coulter’s Ugly ____”, real random things like that. But on more than one occasion, I have discovered that someone got to this blog by typing in “large Italian tits” into a search engine. I have noticed this on at least four separate occasions. So, I really have to ask here: how can a pair of tits have their own nationality? Can a Swedish girl have American tits? What are American tits? Can you have patriotic tits? Can you have jingoistic tits? Can you play bingo while shaking your withered, old patriotic tits and listening to Placido Domingo? Is your favorite Beatle Ringo? How can you have one part of you that comes from a different place than the rest of you? Can a girl from Zimbabwe have Canadian tits? What about a woman who hails from Myanmar; can she have Iraqi tits?

Am I thinking about this too hard?

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  1. I knew someone with Chinese tits…but they had lead in them and had to be recalled. Her name was Barbie.

    Comment by mo79uk — September 28, 2007 #

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  2. @ mo79uk – too funny! Or, too SOON? :-P

    Comment by mannabozo — September 29, 2007 #

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  3. Hi! I was surfing and found your blog post… nice! I love your blog. :) Cheers! Sandra. R.

    Comment by sandrar — September 10, 2009 #

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