Tennis Star Shia “Shia” LaBeouf Arrested On Charges Of Having A Name That Bothers Me
November 6, 2007 at 3:02 am | In "Hugo" Chavez, Batboy, Billy Bob Thornton, Cats, Comets, Delaware, Elian Gonzales, Haiku, Hollywood Dragon God, Jalapeno, Jim Bakker, Jury Duty, Krispy Kreme, Mineral Spring Water, National Television, Oprah Winfrey, Pakistan, Poetry, Rep. Bruce Ennis, Ron Paul, The Boston Red Sox, The Crazy World of Arthur Brown, Tropical Pepper Co, Wilmington |I don’t know if you know about this or not, but Tropical Pepper Co.’s Green Jalapeno Sauce exists. In fact, this shit exists hard. And it’s good on rice. Alright, you know what? You want to know how good it tastes, you lying son-of-a-bitch? This stuff tastes so good that you could put it on top of your grandmother and she would turn into your girlfriend. This stuff tastes so good that I don’t care about Israel. Tropical Pepper Co.’s Green Jalapeno Sauce tastes so good that I just mentally kicked President Bush in the balls so hard there was an echo. An echo from before I was born. Are you listening to me?
In other news, some people are talking about Delaware’s newly elected Rep. Bruce Ennis. I’d seriously like to know why, when Ennis hasn’t given me one phone call yet to tell me what he is going to do to help me secure a Nintendo Wii. Don’t look away when I’m talking to you.
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Televangelist Jim Bakker , is still a con. http://www.collings-bakker.com , EX-SINGER tells “HIS” side, jim did me wrong. John Collings now does “STAND_UP” @ “Comidy Club” hwy 75 , Dallas, TX, “Doubletree Hotel”, every Thursday!!!
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