January 19, 2008 at 12:41 pm | In American, American Idol, Amputations, Babylon, Bear, Bhutto, Boyardee, Britney Obama, Burial, Coagulatus, Death, Delaware, Doomsday, Dying, Funerals, Girls, Hopelessness, Idle, Idle American, Last Rites, Lesbians, Love, Menage-a-trois, Milfs, Milk, Morticians, Noise, Politics, Prophecy, Silence, Suicide, Useless Prayers | Leave a Comment
Coagulatus
As I lay down to sleep, I said some words to myself,
soft, peaceful and soothing words,
“…..the world is going to end soon, the world is going to end soon…”
over and over until I drifted off.
I had a dream that you invited me to a three-way with you and another girl,
but just as I began to say the word “yes”, I started growing backwards fast.
Before the last syllable of “yes” could escape my lips, I was already a baby again.
So you two just had beautiful lesbian sex for a while, and then took turns
rocking me to sleep.
I awoke just in time to see the world ending.
