Apocalyptic Rabbit Speaks

The far-right conservative factions in this country have me worried.
Because of the conservatives, people like Patrick Buchanan, people
Like Ann Coulter, people like Michelle Malkin and Sean Hannity,
I have learned some frightening things about President Barack Obama;
I’ve learned that he apparently comes from a small planet called Iraq;
I’ve learned that he is trying to push through a health-care reform bill
that will FORCE THE ELDERLY TO PERFORM ABORTIONS IN KENYA.

When I hear right-wingers or birthers or wingnuts or whatever you want to call them telling me these things about President Obama, I try as hard as I can to force myself to think these creeps have been misguided, that their worries are “coming from a good place”, but I can’t fool myself anymore. These horrid, racist lunatrons are looking for blood. And, given the shape and arrogant, bigoted tone coming from these birthers, I’d say it’s fair to surmise out loud that what they are looking for in particular is a black man’s blood.

Today, it was all over the news channels: the “birthers” and the wingnuts and the “teabaggers” are ramping up their bloodlust and retard rage (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POC0Ky9y_ik) and working themselves into this looney frenzy of disrupting town meetings all over the country, hoping to rattle and embarrass various Democratic congressmen. It all just seems so cheap and idiotic and racist and FUCKTARDULOUS. And they don’t even understand their own arguments, either. They just want to see themselves railing and raging against “Big Compassion” and “Big Progress”.

I have seen various progressive-leaning bloggers suggesting that people on the left of the aisle need to go to the town meetings, too, and go expressly with the purpose of getting in the face of the right-wing shithooks who are there to disrupt the proceedings in defense of Holy America. While I think this is a good start, I don’t think it goes nearly far enough. You’ve heard of the term “swift-boating”, right? When you go out of your way to dig up and try to discredit and prove false someone’s past achievements? I think it would be a great Idea to go to one of these town hall meetings and take pictures of these mental cases, and take down their licenses, too. Get to work on an individual basis against these assholes. Hire a private investigator. Hell, be a private investigator and make life a living hell for these douchebags.

Do this in the name of true patriotism; it’s the right thing to do.