A Little Anger For You
January 8, 2008 at 1:18 am | In 9/11 Rvisited, A Little Anger For You, Advice, Animals, Atlanta Saggy Pants Ban, Ban Saggy Pants, Bear, Culture, Culture Clash, Delaware, Miscellaneous, My Life, Newark, Rants, STFU, Stupidity, Thoughts, Waterboarding, Waterboarding People Who Wear Their Pants Down Around T, Writing, Youth | 5 CommentsOkay….first off, anybody who goes into a LIBRARY with their PANTS DOWN AROUND THEIR KNEES LIKE SOME MORON needs to be LINED UP AGAINST THE WALL and shot. I’m sitting here, at the Bear Public Library, in Bear, Delaware, and I just cannot believe many people here who have no idea how to act in a library.
Want to wear your pants so that people can see your underwear? Die, subhumans.
Let’s begin: Before you go to the library, finish the act of getting yourself dressed. Try to make yourself presentable. Nobody wants to see your “Roca Wear” trash in the library.
Second of all: if you’re a kid/soccer child/high school/junior high school/baby mama, knock it off with the running around. This is a library, not a playground and people are trying to get work done. Get out of here and take your idiot girlfriends with you.
Thirdly: Got a cellphone? Good for you. NOW, SHUT IT THE FUCK OFF. Nobody cares about YOU or the person you’re on the phone with. YOU DON’T MATTER AT ALL. YOU ARE NOTHING AND YOUR CELLPHONE CONVERSATIONS ARE NOTHING. People who don’t know how to conduct themselves at the library ought to be lined up AGAINST THE WALL and shot. The library is not the social club. Go and do your drug deals behind 7/11’s dumpster, like normal trash do.
One of my favorite people in the world…
December 12, 2007 at 4:01 am | In Animal Crossing, Bible Slash, Coca-Cola, DART transit system, Delaware, Fanfic, Feminism, Fudge, Jerri Blank, Life, MP3's, Miscellaneous, Mitzi, Musings, Newark, One of my favorite people in the world, Poetry, Random, Strangulation, Sweetness, The Cat, Trish Stratus, Variety is the Spice of Life, Which One?, Who?, Will Ferrell, Wilmington | Leave a Comment
…..Mitzi, the friendliest cat in the neighborhood, told me earlier today that she’s moving away.
Don’t go away, kitty.
Stay.
Tonight At the Crimson Moon
November 14, 2007 at 10:14 pm | In Christian Bale, Christy Turlington, Culture, Delaware, Fat Albert, Feminism, KISS, Mario Bros, Miscellaneous, Newark, OJ Simpson, Perfume, Poem, Poetry, Poetry Slam, Richard Simmons, Rudy, Shannon Leigh, Super Mario, Value Meal, Vera Wang, Wilmington | Leave a CommentPlease come out tonight to the Crimson Moon for the Poetry Night! Tonight we have a special feature poet with us, we have Shannon Leigh coming to be with us, all the way from Atlanta, Georgia! Shannon Leigh is a hip-hop/spoken word artist out of Austin, TX. She is the 3-time champion and 4-time team member of the U21S Slam, 4-time finalist in the Austin Slamoff, has performed in Austin, San Antonio, Conroe, Las Vegas, Los Angeles, Chicago, Cambridge, Atlanta, and Cape Town, South Africa, and has shared the stage with the likes of Saul Williams, Jared Paul, Sage Francis, Taalam Acey, Matthew John Conley, Da’Shade Moonbeam, Earth Raiders, Blacklisted and Public Offenders. She has performed with Sage Francis in Las Vegas, NV and featured at DemocracyFest 2005 in Austin, TX at Stubb’s BBQ, performed at the National Poetry Slam and is featured on Season 6 of Def Poetry Jam. Shannon made it all the way to the Finals stage at the 2007 National Poetry Slam in Austin, Texas. And to think that only a measly $2 at the door, and a measly $5 minimum purchase will get you in! Where else are you going to get a cultural value meal like that on a Wednesday night in Wilmington, seriously?
DelaWhere? Poetry Open Mic & Slam
@ Crimson Moon
1909 W. 6th Street
Wilmington, DE 19805
Someone Else Come & Take This Country; We Obviously Have No Idea What We’re Doing At All
November 13, 2007 at 7:24 pm | In 2661176, 8-Limbed Toddler, ATM Skimmers, Culture, Curious, Delaware, Downfall, Global Affairs, Horror, Kanye West, Life, Miscellaneous, Musings, Newark, Pakistan, Poetry, Poetry Slam, Poets, Rants, Saggy Pants, Thoughts, Wilmington | Leave a CommentAfter a brief, merely cursory look at the news today (check out here, here, and here), I’ve decided that I am now going to just hand over the United States (along with all of its citizenry) to whoever wants to come and take them: Iraq, Iran, France, Greenland, Iceland, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Venezuela – whoever; if any of you want to come and take this country and see if you can do any better, you have my official permission now to do so. Since, you know, we clearly have no idea how to conduct ourselves and take care of our own.
Removing the Limbs of Pakistan Using NASA Blackwaterboarding Techniques – Chapter One
November 7, 2007 at 5:52 pm | In Anal, Banana Cream Pie, Coffee, Delaware, Depeche Mode, Down With Absolutes, In The Crack, Life, Miscellaneous, Musings, Newark, Olberman, Orange Juice, Poetry, Poetry Slam, Rants, Slam Poetry, The Beatles, The Jacksons, Torture, Up With People, Waterboarding | Leave a Comment
Even though all politics is meaningless, and politicians and warriors mean nothing to me because they refuse to acknowledge me, I think this man’s point here is valid.
haiku
November 6, 2007 at 10:47 pm | In 7 Deadly Sins, Anorexia Nervosa, Delaware, Delaware Poetry, Delaware Politics, Feminism, Florida, Fortitude, Freedom of Speech, Fruit Cups, Haiku, Intestines, Iraq, Jellyfish, MP3's, Miscellaneous, Moby, Newark, Nintendo, November, Pakistan, Poem, Poet, Poetry Slam, Purgatory, Random Thoughts, Shak 3, Shakti Butler, Shredded Cheese, Underwood Deviled Ham, Vitamins | Leave a Comment
these feelings I have
tearing my heart to pieces
it’s probably gas
Do Breasts Have Countries Of National Origin?
September 28, 2007 at 6:11 pm | In Andrew Meyer, Bizarre, Body, Breasts, CNN, Culture, Curiosities, Delaware, Doritos, Health, Hubble Telescope, Internet, Life, Live Aid, Miscellaneous, Newark, Pop Culture, Pop Culture Madness, Random, Science, Wilmington, Wonder, XXX | 3 Comments
Every other day or so, I look up the stats page of this blog, just to see how “people” are “finding” my blog. And I see some odd phrases in there, things like “gravestones”, “Ann Coulter’s Ugly ____”, real random things like that. But on more than one occasion, I have discovered that someone got to this blog by typing in “large Italian tits” into a search engine. I have noticed this on at least four separate occasions. So, I really have to ask here: how can a pair of tits have their own nationality? Can a Swedish girl have American tits? What are American tits? Can you have patriotic tits? Can you have jingoistic tits? Can you play bingo while shaking your withered, old patriotic tits and listening to Placido Domingo? Is your favorite Beatle Ringo? How can you have one part of you that comes from a different place than the rest of you? Can a girl from Zimbabwe have Canadian tits? What about a woman who hails from Myanmar; can she have Iraqi tits?
Am I thinking about this too hard?
Michael Vick’s Killer Diet Plan To Reduce Myanmar’s Halo 3 Shortage Enrages Rudy Giuliani; “Down With Absolutes” Host Mike Matthews Awarded Knighthood
September 27, 2007 at 8:15 pm | In Amy Winehouse, Anger, Anime, Bush, CNN, Cartoons, Condoms, Culture, Delaware, Delaware Watch, Down With Absolutes, Feminsim, Joy, Life, Local, Love, Mike Protack, Miscellaneous, Mother Theresa, Newark, Open Government, Photography, Poetry, Reggie Fils-Aime, Religion, Ryan Cormier, Seattle, Slam Poetry, The Criminal, The News Journal, The White House, Washington, Wilmington, Wonder, Worship, Writing, XXX | Leave a CommentDanny Sherrard’s feature at the reading last night was fantastic, engaging, and fun. Those in attendance got to hear some amazing and truly dynamic poetry. Thank you for reading “The Distance”, Danny, and also, thank you for the tequila shot. Those of you who did not come out for this reading? Why on earth did you not do so? You mean to tell me that you actually wanted to miss this opportunity to come see the 2007 Individual Poetry Slam Champion? It was only $2 bucks at the door and all that the house wants you to do is buy ONE DRINK. That’s it. The bare minimum to be considered a patron of the house. Anyone who chose to stay home and watch TV instead is an idiot, let me be clear on that point.
Post your useless excuses right here.
I’ll be waiting. Don’t make me start losing faith in things, now.
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